500+ Hilariously Funny WiFi Names

500+ Hilariously Funny WiFi Names

Looking for some creative, nerdy, clever, cool, great, and hilariously funny WiFi names?

Wireless Fidelity, which is popularly known as WiFi, is a technological reality that has been operational for twenty-three years now. Since it became accessible, WiFi has become a necessity in almost every home.

WiFi name tells about who you are; it is but a reflection of your state of mind. Therefore, it follows that if you leave the default name of your WiFi network, you do not know much about computers. Or…you probably don’t care.

While using default Wi-Fi names like HP Print Laser, Net Gear, AT&T WiFi, Version Wireless, or even Qy7F3 may not mean anything, names like these are pretty boring.

That is why we’ve put together a list of some of the most hilariously funny WiFi Names out there. Even if you want to get the attention of someone sharing your network or want to sound like a geek, you will find what you need here.

Hilariously Funny WiFi Names

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  1. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  2. Come Fi with Me
  3. Let’s Fi Away
  4. I’m cheating on my Wi-Fi
  5. A LaNnister always surfs the net
  6. The Net starring Sandra Bullock
  7. LANDownUnder
  8. How EyeRonic!
  9. Blue M&Ms
  10. Go Home You Tourist
  11. Your grammar is more annoying
  12. Pls Connect for Identity Theft
  13. Why always me?
  14. Mom Use This One
  15. Try a public Wifi
  16. It’s been so long
  17. Party Saturday Night APT #434!!!
  18. Feel Like Flying
  19. Bring Me Beer
  20. The Next Door
  21. Your music is annoying
  22. Click this
  23. Feel Like Flying
  24. Get OFF My LAN
  25. I am the internet
  26. Idiots, Please use me
  27. Hide yo Kids Hide yo Wifi
  28. Fast and Furious
  29. Be my guest
  30. 4U
  31. No, ‘we don’t have WiFi
  32. District 9
  33. NoFree
  34. Can you hear me?
  35. Only For Zombies
  36. How are you
  37. Enter the Dragon
  38. New England
  39. Hulk ?????
  40. This is not free either
  41. My Wifi is Sweet
  42. Yummy Porquefi
  43. Be awesome with my Wifi
  44. Have a nice day
  45. Feel free to use my Net
  46. Can I be your friend?
  47. Happy birthday
  48. Merry Christmas
  49. Wifi is Rare
  50. Y no you get Wifi?
  51. Be cautious
  52. Bill Wi the Science Fi?
  53. Wi-fight the inevitable
  54. Please Come Back
  55. Open Wi-Fi
  56. I Got 99 Problems and my wifi’s 1
  57. Accio Internet
  58. Get a life
  59. Billy is our king
  60. All Hail Queen Vicky
  61. Wrong dude
  62. I’m a kind neighbor
  63. Unfriendly neighborhood
  64. My neighbors are jerks
  65. Do not Pass by here
  66. Moody day
  67. Yuckky!
  68. Awkward!
  69. Too lame
  70. Every moose for himself
  71. Loner
  72. Lame same
  73. TAR solo
  74. Lan Solo
  75. Eyes on me
  76. Dumb nigga
  77. Smart Ass
  78. A Heart NoN
  79. Cold feets
  80. Stone cold
  81. Maritime CoNNET
  82. SpaceASStronaut
  83. The starship enterprise.
  84. Super Book
  85. Prohibited area
  86. Danger! Danger!
  87. Combustible
  88. Warning!
  89. Brimstone!
  90. I know that’s cheesy
  91. Hot pizza NET
  92. Cold Pancakes, Darn it
  93. I’m Dollar Bills
  94. Money first
  95. You pay net
  96. No cheap change allowed
  97. Angela’s suite
  98. Tiny Milton’s
  99. Dunder Mifflin
  100. Have you Inquired of the previous hacker?
  101. Enquire about us
  102. Help I’m kidnAPT2C
  103. Super thanks for asking
  104. Area 52
  105. Perimeter 25
  106. Loosed network
  107. Child toucher
  108. Silence of the Man
  109. LAN on fire
  110. To use bring booze
  111. Bitter experience awaits
  112. CID surveillance van no 08
  113. That’s love
  114. Find nearby WiFi
  115. What’s the password
  116. Jocks zone
  117. For Bums like you
  118. Mom use this one
  119. Your baby is really ugly
  120. Go Delhi for free WiFi
  121. Life is on Net
  122. Tech Zone
  123. Only for zombies
  124. Merry Christmas
  125. Beautiful day ain’t it
  126. Where is your aunt who is a count
  127. Hack me
  128. Surrender!
  129. Who’s in charge here
  130. I love my family
  131. Family unit
  132. Any possibility
  133. You pay now
  134. Changed the billing to your address
  135. Your utility bills are due
  136. Virus EXE
  137. New world
  138. Security password is
  139. Pretty ladies NET
  140. You’re all noons
  141. Break a leg
  142. Money move
  143. Home WiFi
  144. Keep an eye on them
  145. The ping in the north
  146. Do you know what a router is
  147. I dare you to connect
  148. Fixed WiFi
  149. No trespassing allowed
  150. Who’s it
  151. Edit wifi settings
  152. Reveal your password
  153. Mighty WiFi
  154. I hate cheats
  155. The pings
  156. Bring beer and women
  157. Call me maybe
  158. Feels like the 70’s
  159. Your music is annoying
  160. King ping
  161. Suddenly connect
  162. Office WiFi
  163. Touch me not
  164. I see you
  165. Free for beggers
  166. Burgers bronze
  167. The password is 1234
  168. Mom click here for the internet
  169. I love the NET
  170. Jail break in progress
  171. Let’s do a wifi exchange
  172. Your WiFi is sleeping over
  173. Personal WIFI
  174. Only free if you are part begger
  175. Net Fever
  176. WiFi rush
  177. Log in here
  178. Rebellious Irish man
  179. Penny get your own WiFi
  180. Few users
  181. Jump in
  182. I bet your mails are public info now
  183. Connect so I’ll read your emails
  184. Bridget get your own internet
  185. Shut up your dogs
  186. Hippie stop using our internet
  187. Full sub
  188. I really don’t care about you
  189. How have you been
  190. This Hilton has bed bugs
  191. You are allowed
  192. Remember the days of old
  193. The Man before time
  194. Luke sky router
  195. Abracadabra
  196. Brachiabindo
  197. Cross country net
  198. Star bucks WiFi
  199. Dummy!
  200. Bun!
  201. Cows! Turn in here
  202. WiFi guardian Angie
  203. Lando Chiarissa
  204. Fiasco Fabulous
  205. Winter wonderLAN
  206. Alice in WonderLAN
  207. This Is Thor’s WiFi
  208. Winter wasps coming to get ya
  209. Winternet is coming
  210. Rich Richmond
  211. Stop being so annoying
  212. Fly backward little birdie
  213. I got my eyes on you granny
  214. Granny power
  215. LAN of truth
  216. Cool connect
  217. Area 51 test site
  218. Irrelephant use of WiFi
  219. Sky Net Global Defense Network
  220. Wireless way
  221. Welcome to Virus villa
  222. Clinch here for viruses
  223. Steve jobs
  224. Mountain top
  225. Your session just expired
  226. No free WiFi for peter
  227. Not your network
  228. Trafficking my router?
  229. Get your own WiFi Darn it
  230. No network found
  231. Experienced scavenger net
  232. Network error
  233. I can hear your porn
  234. You’re a weird dude
  235. Does God know you stole the internet
  236. We can see you not having sex
  237. Reach for the handle
  238. Free hat
  239. Pick a pick a!
  240. I could marry my wifi
  241. I love you my WiFi
  242. Weak network found
  243. Viruses detected
  244. Error Error!
  245. It’s a good day for a virus
  246. You just caught a virus
  247. You lost my trust
  248. Free for one day
  249. No free WiFi
  250. Network lost
  251. I pronounce you man and WiFi
  252. I’m married to my Wifi
  253. I love your wife neighbor
  254. Tell my WiFi I love her
  255. Never giving you up
  256. Connect here
  257. No WiFi for you
  258. Pay for the WiFi
  259. Runaway from my wifi
  260. It’s not available to you
  261. WiFi unavailable
  262. Paul Biggs
  263. Routers of Rohan
  264. Series of tubes
  265. Your grammar is more annoying
  266. Pistol to your head bum
  267. Better back off
  268. Bill Clinternet
  269. The amazing spider Lan
  270. Router far far away
  271. This WiFi is Funded
  272. Guardian geek
  273. Obi Lan Kenobi
  274. Titanic sinking
  275. ConnectNlisten
  276. Stay online here
  277. Need an ark?
  278. FBI van
  279. Apology to you
  280. Covert not thy neighbors WiFi
  281. Don’t hack, please
  282. Uphold dignity
  283. Sucker!
  284. Loose dog!
  285. Suck on my secure network
  286. Stay off my router
  287. Order Pizza
  288. Wifi blocked
  289. Open WiFi
  290. God is my rock
  291. Your wifi is not working
  292. Pay the internet
  293. Kids get off my Lan
  294. Invisible LAN
  295. Spider-Lan Homecoming
  296. Free movie tickets
  297. 99 problems wifi ain’t one
  298. I drop-in
  299. Beat ya
  300. Made ya look
  301. Race ya
  302. You squirm
  303. Charged with battery
  304. Automobile hotspot
  305. Dark pornet
  306. Neighborhood spider Lan
  307. Peter pippers
  308. All your bandwidth belongs to us
  309. Network error
  310. Mr. Mancho
  311. Let them use it
  312. No more mister wifi
  313. Disconnect and live
  314. Connect and die
  315. That one that ends in fiveGee
  316. A van down by the river
  317. Please connect for there identity
  318. Last night I saw you naked
  319. Who’s your daddy?
  320. Sorry I overacted
  321. I’m Hillary-ous
  322. Could you move on, please
  323. #0%1 Virus
  324. Let the WiFi key win
  325. Avada kedavra
  326. Man storm
  327. Broken breeches
  328. Intruder identified
  329. Show a passport
  330. I love this Network
  331. You’ll stay with me
  332. Supreme Lancellor
  333. Tony Stark’s WiFi
  334. Kim Kardashian Butt
  335. FBI watch
  336. My dog is by your ass
  337. Pizza hurt
  338. Police surveillance
  339. Moon man
  340. Obama microwave surveillWiFi
  341. I’m Hercules
  342. Mr incredible
  343. Stop banging so loud
  344. Drop it like it’s HotSpot
  345. This internet more
  346. Kool day
  347. Password clue, ‘read again’
  348. Talk less, work more
  349. Do you believe
  350. Funny fragrance
  351. Feel the smell
  352. Nothing to see here
  353. Global shit
  354. Fitted pants
  355. Ouch sat on my nuts
  356. Guess my WiFi password
  357. Password is passworded
  358. Pretty fly for a wifi
  359. Click to load adds
  360. Wifi probably causes cancer
  361. Bob’s unsecured WiFi
  362. Back benchers
  363. Beach walkers
  364. Yell hottie
  365. Leave it, please
  366. Mark Zuckerberg’ iPhone X
  367. Walk away
  368. Hunted!
  369. Stuff!
  370. Free drugs
  371. Try! Try! Try!
  372. Virus-infected WiFi
  373. Your wifi in another castle
  374. Princesses NET
  375. Beach ball
  376. Scavengers stay off
  377. I pity you
  378. Yell for pass word
  379. My own darmn internet
  380. Come get hacked
  381. WiFi for free
  382. Lord of the rings
  383. Begin again
  384. Fix your truck
  385. Fix our fridge
  386. Sleep tight
  387. You’re Trumpiphied
  388. Skynet
  389. This Isn’t the network
  390. Ascendio
  391. Buy another cup you cheapshake
  392. Thief identified
  393. Good grieve
  394. Bullet!
  395. Random network
  396. Highschool Premiere
  397. Church site
  398. Meat is delicious
  399. No network
  400. Umbrella corp
  401. Airborne
  402. Fork you
  403. Surveillance drone 11
  404. Starring Sandra Riggs
  405. Endangered WiFi
  406. LAN beside
  407. LAN down there
  408. Access denied
  409. Yell Doggie to know the password
  410. Not in use
  411. Next time lock your router
  412. Password is unknown
  413. WiFi I hardly knew her
  414. Wire lesbians
  415. Turn off your WiFi
  416. Free public WiFi
  417. Don’t look at porn
  418. Porn Sucks
  419. What day is it
  420. Ebola wifi virus
  421. Jizz factory
  422. 2 boys one router
  423. Come over for a talk
  424. Move along children no free wifi here
  425. Holy Jesus
  426. I pity your girlfriend
  427. Life is beautiful
  428. Jesus is Life
  429. Hey, not fair!
  430. Bad error 322 disconnect
  431. Quit using my wifi
  432. Men network
  433. The creep next door
  434. Its Ill eagle
  435. I phone sucks
  436. Kidz zone
  437. Umbrella Corporation
  438. Ripe pain
  439. Prime Optimus
  440. Asgard is real
  441. I’m Hulk
  442. The green FBI truck
  443. Sorry your dog stinks
  444. Avengers Assemble
  445. Hammerhead wifi
  446. Use at your own risk
  447. Hack me
  448. Community WiFi
  449. Shit! Stop hacking
  450. Pick up your dog shit
  451. Hide yo kids
  452. Take your creeps off
  453. Don’t even try it
  454. Wireless gang bang
  455. Click here
  456. Beware of the wifi you are using
  457. Look manowires
  458. Fuck off and die
  459. I have no more wifi
  460. Enough app update
  461. Keyboard viruses
  462. It hurts when IP
  463. Hey guys, it’s my birthday
  464. Hey Pikachu
  465. For lost fans
  466. You are my crush
  467. You don’t just connect to WiFi
  468. In my backyard first
  469. Ye olde internet
  470. Unknown device
  471. Unknown error!
  472. Jazz firm
  473. Never give up
  474. Beauty and the beast
  475. Comment first
  476. Return back
  477. Keep looking
  478. Unfamiliar family
  479. I’ll beat you up
  480. Images beside you
  481. Good day
  482. Fast lane
  483. Fifi park of snakes
  484. Tree ahead
  485. Revise, please
  486. In dire need
  487. View through here
  488. Fall on your face
  489. Please connect
  490. Network unavailable
  491. Weekend mood
  492. No neighbors allowed
  493. Titanic is sinking
  494. White house
  495. Resident evil
  496. I’m despicable
  497. Embrace the power of wifi
  498. Who’s at my WiFi
  499. March on dunes
  500. Yummy
  501. Internet creep
  502. Your tune sucks
  503. House on fire
  504. Home on the range
  505. Not worthy of my wifi
  506. Avengers wifi
  507. IGotYouAnIFunX
  508. I’m too mean to let you
  509. CIA secret station
  510. FBI SafeHouse
  511. Wireless G spot
  512. Get your own wifi knuckleheads
  513. Airplane mode
  514. Please come back
  515. I fathered your child
  516. Netflix streaming
  517. Tip your bartender
  518. You want a punch
  519. Commoners zone
  520. Bondage club
  521. I don’t like sharing
  522. Legal wifi
  523. Clone factory
  524. Potato head
  525. Shampoo is better
  526. Quit using this wifi
  527. Go go gadget
  528. Free drop
  529. Its really real
  530. Hard net
  531. It’s for cunning people
  532. I do not understand you
  533. I’m Trump
  534. Presidential WiFi
  535. I’m Biden
  536. Clown! Clown!
  537. Group cheese
  538. I track people
  539. Lose your sleep
  540. Searching
  541. Are you stupid enough to annoy me
  542. Do you even browse
  543. Be cautious
  544. Watch your ass
  545. It’s been so long
  546. Dial-up internet
  547. Pepsi generation
  548. Download virus
  549. The promised phone
  550. Always Away
  551. Martin router king
  552. Total hear
  553. Great hall wifi
  554. No wires still alive and sinking
  555. In the days of WIFI
Funny Wifi Names

Scary Names for WiFi

These names most likely cause any intending hacker to pause and think twice.

  1. You better not provoke me!
  2. I am calling the cops
  3. Run and don’t look back
  4. If you try again, I will find you
  5. Nothing funny at all
  6. Will bring the bill to you
  7. Changed the billing address to yours
  8. I can read your emails
  9. My Wi-Fi is here
  10. I’ll be there shortly
  11. If I saw you again
  12. Stay where you are
  13. Get out of my land
  14. Look through the window
  15. I am not joking
  16. My router is “Mine”
  17. Wifi can hurt you
  18. Wait, I’ll call my friends

WiFi SSID that Seem Like a Warning

  1. Do you have enough money?
  2. Passing message to FBI…
  3. Nice try! See you in the prison
  4. Scared of cops?
  5. Billy is here
  6. Never eat ghosts
  7. Keeping an eye on you
  8. Be careful!
  9. FBI here
  10. Will be visiting you
  11. Look behind
  12. Are you scared?
  13. I’ll be watching you
  14. Something on your Neck
  15. Be seeing you
  16. Hacking Started…
  17. Watch your back

Some Smart & Deceptive WiFi Names

  1. Password = 23.1/23-.1+2×23.1
  2. Bad Error 313: Disconnect
  3. Apologies for the Inconvenience
  4. C:Virus.exe
  5. Searching for Signal…
  6. Click here for password
  7. Fly You Fools
  8. Searching…
  9. Virus WiFi
  10. Find nearby Wifi
  11. Network error
  12. FBI Surveillance Van #594
  13. The name of the tallest man
  14. Network Not Found
  15. The Wifi Inventor
  16. No available networks
  17. 404 Network Unavailable
  18. You are hacked
  19. Please wait…
  20. My security password is…

Nerdy WiFi Names

  1. Solve 1/1-0x39 for password
  2. 92.168.1.1 username and password change
  3. How is your computer?
  4. Binary not Hexadecimal
  5. I am social, but I am more
  6. Opening Settings…
  7. Can I call you Bill?
  8. My Mouse My Sword
  9. Filtering Wifi Users…
  10. 01010101010
  11. Coding terror
  12. Can I give you a Router?
  13. Location Identified!!!
  14. May I teach you?
  15. I track people
  16. Hack if you can
  17. 11101000 = password
  18. Buy a modem
  19. Do you want a router?
  20. Bill Gates here
  21. I am a Geek, and I will find you

There you have it, our list of hilariously funny WiFi names out there. Hope you had a good laugh? What name did you use as your device’s SSID? Please let us know in the comments section.

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